December 2011
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scottishfaggot replied to your post: guys send me ur skypes in my ask box ok ty x
no
WORD GMAN
guys send me ur skypes in my ask box ok ty x
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me: can i hang out with my friend next weekend
parents: where are you going to go
parents: what's their name
parents: where do they live
parents: how old are they
parents: are they from the internet
parents: what are their favorite colors
parents: what about hobbies
parents: what about pet names
parents: do you have a boyfriend
parents: are you lying to me
parents: what ethnic group are they
Watchadrians:
I really like jaffa cakes
snoop approves
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tlyudacris:
tumblr has gone full on gangsta with this shit
hello! it seems that you are using a browser hack…. it’d be a shame if something bad were to happen to you and your blog…
be a reeeaaallll shame…
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glame0w liked your post: who wants a phone call from snoop DAWG aka me
is that a yes ;-)
who wants a phone call from snoop DAWG
aka me
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my auntie gave me and catty wkd at my brothers party
so drunk man so drunk lolz
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
someone add me on skype so me and catty can sing to u
rach.turkentine
mwah x
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charliesheenismygod replied to your post: nobody likes you when you’re 23
what the hell is ADD?
ily
nobody likes you when you’re 23
bloodspike:
flarins:
this time tomorrow i’ll be moshing with catty
are you excited are you
it’s not proper moshing without blood and paIN
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this time tomorrow i’ll be moshing with catty
mom: you think these musicians have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children, it's your father
mom: what
me: what
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WHERE HAS UR HAIR GONE
cries
vocaroo:
my grandma: your other grandma has put on loads of weight she’s a big heffer now
me: wow you bitch
my grandma: yes i was sat next to her at the christmas service and i was thinking “oh you have gotten fat you fat old woman”
me: omg stop you are drunk! u are pissed off your tits!
my grandma: what? no i’m not! i don’t drink alcohol
me: we put brandy in your coffee
my grandma:
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frostythebadchristmasurl:
trannys-and-grannys:
guys moaning is really hot lol
do you know what really sucks being hit in the balls and girls complaining about periods do they realise they’re annoying i hate everything god damn where is my pizza it was meant to be here five minutes ago my computer is so fucking slow DAMN.
why do people bother making new year resolutions
